Liverpool's Alberto Moreno unveils perplexing new monkey tattoo
Finding himself with a bit of free time and a surfeit of disposable income, Liverpool full-back Alberto Moreno did what many self-respecting modern-day footballers have done: he treated himself to a nice new tattoo.
However, when we say "nice," what we actually mean is "completely and utterly baffling".
Showing off his fresh ink on Instagram, the Spaniard proudly unveiled his latest bodily masterpiece: a chimpanzee, wearing a suit and sunglasses, listening to headphones and toting a pistol -- all stencilled indelibly on his outer thigh.
Please don't ask, because we haven't got the slightest clue.