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Torres says goodbye with final match against Iniesta
Fernando Torres called time on his days as a professional footballer on Friday with the final game of his illustrious 18-year career ending in a 6-1 defeat.
Perhaps fittingly, Torres faced former Spain teammate...
Atletico Madrid striker Alvaro Morata scored a goal and then missed a penalty as his side began their La Liga campaign with an eventful 1-0 win at home to Getafe on Sunday which saw both teams reduced to 10 men.
Morata nodded home a cross from England defender Kieran Trippier in the 23rd minute and things got even better for Atletico when Getafe's Jorge Molina was shown a straight red card for a studs-up challenge in the 38th.
The home side's numerical advantage only lasted four minutes though,...