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Man United lose Twitter as well as the game vs. Palace

What's worse than losing to a team you should beat? Losing to a team you should beat when you've posted a prematch tweet bragging about your 4-0 win last weekend...

Manchester United have learned the hard way that pride comes before a fall on Twitter.

Luckily, both Crystal Palace...

LIVERPOOL, England  -- It was as if David Luiz felt so embarrassed by the damaging recklessness of what he had just done that he felt some kind of knee-jerk moral compulsion to acknowledge his mistake.

The second half was two minutes old at a warm, summery Anfield and Arsenal, though 1-0 down, were just about holding their own. That's when Mohamed Salah made a move to latch onto a prodded pass by Roberto Firmino and Luiz instinctively yanked at the Liverpool No. 11's shirt. The Brazilian...

LIVERPOOL, England -- The clock struck 57 minutes and for Arsenal, already 2-0 down against Liverpool, the nadir was still to come.

Mohamed Salah received possession on the right flank and beat David Luiz with such ruthlessness that social media was awash with obituaries for the defender's career. The Egyptian forward sped goalward, with Nacho Monreal's presence proving to be no impediment either, before planting the surest of finishes into the bottom left corner of Bernd Leno's goal.

The home side...

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp praised his side's intensity as they took control at the top of the Premier League with their third consecutive win of the campaign in Saturday's 3-1 victory over Arsenal.

After wins over Norwich City and Southampton, the European champions, who were league runners-up last term, needed to step up their game for the visit of Unai Emery's Gunners who were also unbeaten -- and that is exactly what they did.

- Ratings: Salah 9/10, Matip 8/10 as Liverpool dominate...

MANCHESTER, England -- Soft goals conceded, David De Gea mistakes and losing games they should not; for Manchester United, Saturday's defeat to Crystal Palace had a feeling of last season about it, rather than a bold new era under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

There was enough in the first two games of the season, which brought victory against Chelsea and a draw at Wolves, to suggest things were moving in the right direction. However, this 2-1 reverse -- their first against Palace for 28 years -- was a...