Messing around in the garden with his son, Robbie Keane was suddenly struck down by a chronic case of CDS -- Competitive Dad Syndrome.
What started as a gentle kickabout quickly got serious when the former Republic of Ireland striker belted a shot past his boy and into the top corner.
Keane's reaction, hilariously, was somewhat less than magnanimous.
"What do you say about that, little Keano?"
Somebody's got to teach the lad that life can be harsh -- who better than Robbie Keane?
Chris covers the funny side of the game for ESPN FC in the Toe Poke blog.